WET WEENUS ELBOW CREAM
Save Your Weenus.
The world's first dedicated elbow cream. Because nobody likes a dry weenus.
WHY WET WEENUS
Smooth Is Everything.
Deep Hydration
8% fair trade shea butter penetrates deep into rough elbow skin to restore moisture that lasts all day.
Perfect Gift
The gift that makes everyone laugh and then actually use it. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, and anyone with elbows.
Real Results
Jojoba oil and chamomile soothe and soften even the driest, most neglected elbows. The name is a joke. The formula is not.
THE FORMULA
Serious Skincare. Funny Name.
We sourced a premium formula packed with the best ingredients for dry, rough skin. Because a joke is only funny once, but a great moisturizer is something you use every day.
- 8% Fair Trade Shea Butter for deep, lasting hydration
- Jojoba Oil to lock in moisture without grease
- Chamomile Extract to soothe irritated, rough skin
- Vitamins A, C, D & E to nourish and protect
- Zero greasy residue so you can get on with your day
REAL PEOPLE. REAL WEENUSES.
The Weenus Society Speaks.
"I bought this as a gag gift for my husband and he actually uses it every day now. His elbows have never looked better. I'm genuinely annoyed at how well it works."
"I left this on my desk at work and had to explain to my entire team what a weenus is. Best conversation I've had in years. Also my elbows are incredible now."
"Bought three jars. One for me, one as a gift, and one to leave in the bathroom at my parents' house just to see what happens. 10/10 product."
Know Someone With A Dry Weenus?
The gift that makes people laugh, then actually fixes their elbows. Free shipping on orders over $50.
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