★★★★★ The Original Elbow Cream

WET WEENUS ELBOW CREAM

Save Your Weenus.

The world's first dedicated elbow cream. Because nobody likes a dry weenus.

Wet Weenus Elbow Cream

WHY WET WEENUS

Smooth Is Everything.

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Deep Hydration

8% fair trade shea butter penetrates deep into rough elbow skin to restore moisture that lasts all day.

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Perfect Gift

The gift that makes everyone laugh and then actually use it. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, and anyone with elbows.

Real Results

Jojoba oil and chamomile soothe and soften even the driest, most neglected elbows. The name is a joke. The formula is not.

THE FORMULA

Serious Skincare. Funny Name.

We sourced a premium formula packed with the best ingredients for dry, rough skin. Because a joke is only funny once, but a great moisturizer is something you use every day.

  • 8% Fair Trade Shea Butter for deep, lasting hydration
  • Jojoba Oil to lock in moisture without grease
  • Chamomile Extract to soothe irritated, rough skin
  • Vitamins A, C, D & E to nourish and protect
  • Zero greasy residue so you can get on with your day
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REAL PEOPLE. REAL WEENUSES.

The Weenus Society Speaks.

★★★★★

"I bought this as a gag gift for my husband and he actually uses it every day now. His elbows have never looked better. I'm genuinely annoyed at how well it works."

Sarah M. -- Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"I left this on my desk at work and had to explain to my entire team what a weenus is. Best conversation I've had in years. Also my elbows are incredible now."

Jake T. -- Verified Buyer

★★★★★

"Bought three jars. One for me, one as a gift, and one to leave in the bathroom at my parents' house just to see what happens. 10/10 product."

Priya K. -- Verified Buyer

Know Someone With A Dry Weenus?

The gift that makes people laugh, then actually fixes their elbows. Free shipping on orders over $50.

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GOT QUESTIONS?

Frequently Asked Questions

Yes. It is the slang anatomical term for the loose skin at the joint of your elbow. Look it up. We didn't make it up, we just made it wet.
Both. The name is a joke. The cream is very real. It is a high-quality shea body butter that will genuinely fix your dry elbows.
Absolutely. While it is formulated for the tough skin on your elbows, it works wonders on knees, hands, and anywhere else you have dry patches.
Orders typically process in 1 to 2 business days and ship via standard ground shipping. You will get a tracking number as soon as it leaves the warehouse.
If you are not completely satisfied with your Wet Weenus, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we will make it right.
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